Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Insta-Grouch

I was feeling ok, 
Even after a horrible funeral 
Filled with beautiful words 
then I saw a bloke advertising a 
pregnant woman 
Usually that’s real sweet 
Usually I could say Hey, 
There’s something 
To write home about 
To shout from the rooftops. 
But it was on Instagram. 

She was doing a handstand you see 
By the edge of a pool with her legs apart 
To advertise a movie star. 
It’s unsafe you know. 
Already the kid’s an ad. 
Already the kid is a risk. 
Already the kid is a price ticket. 

INSTAGROUCH.

Call me that. 
Take That. 
Take that 
And that 
And that. 

I was feeling ok you know 
Even after feeling real low 
Not like dancing on ceilings 
Or making a beautiful gingerbread 
house 
Then I saw a bunch of boobs 
Sets of legs, abs and ads and 
Gloss and floss and goss and 
Stuff, all buff and tight and 
BORING, like snoring when you
Really just want to go to sleep. 

INSTAGROUCH

Call me that. 
Take that. 
Take that 
And that 
And that. 

I was feeling ok you know
Not sweet, not free, not wild 
Not like a queen, not like a Kitten 
In a top hat, but heres one 











Instagrouch

Take that 
And that 
And that 
And that. 

I was feeling ok you know 
Not sweet, not ready to tweet 
Unless to a passing bird 
On the lawn
Not like a swan on 
The graceful lake 
Nor a Cockatoo 
In it’s charming 
Ways, 
Then I put myself in 
The bin. 
Because some days suck 
Some days you feel like a ten 
Tonne truck killed you 
And you survived sort of 
But didn’t.
Some days I’m mad, sad, bad and an 

Insta-grouch.

DO NOT DISTURB. 
Call me Oscar 
Draw me on some 
Big Eyebrows 
I’m not clinical,
I’m cynical 
I’m bright sometimes
just not today. 
Life is beautiful 
In sections.
With gaps and spaces 
With sunshine
That hits yoru shoulders 
Or a grouchy green fluffy 
Frown in the form of a 
Shit storm covered in 
Good memories and 
Bad memories…

So take that 
And that 
And that and that. 

The sun will shine again. 
You’ll see. 
Im saying it to me or two or three 
or whoever might be there 

Take that... take a bit of tomorrow for today 
That doesn't feel too grey, 
Yeah, ok. 

TAKE THAT I SAID. 

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